Wednesday 10 December 2008

電腦配件的對話

電腦配件的對話


螢幕說:我好慘阿,每天給人看。

鍵盤說:我更慘呢,每天給人打。

滑鼠說:我才慘呢,每天給人摸。

主機說:你們有我慘嘛?每天給人按肚臍眼。

光碟機說:我好慘,每天給人插。

軟碟機說:我更慘,現在都沒人插我了。

USB隨身碟說:誰有我慘?這邊插完就去那邊插,一不小心還會被感染。

主機板:不要以為我被很多東西插會很爽,其實我最慘,他們插進來後就都不動了,那才是難受啊!

音效卡:還說呢,明明是插你,為什麼(((((都是我在叫)))))!

2 comments:

laichungleung said...

This is funny.

Though it's not exactly related, but this story reminds me of a story about body parts, how the hands and legs thought the tummy only eats all day and does nothing. I remember I performed this story on stage or something when I was little.

c.r said...

hahaha. the important question is: which body part did you play? i'd rather be the tummy though, gets to eat all the time. XD