Wednesday 6 January 2010

長恨歌

説到男女戰爭。
昨日如晴天霹靂一般,被嚇了一下。
長久不怎麽聯係的舊同學說以前班上長相最惡劣的女生去年5月已經出閣。
有人聽聞,錯愕地說,「xx,你看,連她都嫁掉了,我們卻……怎麽辦啊?!」
真有點好笑。
因每個人的反應都差不多。
但其實反過來想想,如果真的像我們說的這麽「惡劣」也能順利找到郎君的話,她們這些正常的,怕什麽?

問起另外兩位長相標致、職業高尚的同學,現今進展如何。
她嘆氣,「沒方向。」
「怎麽會?」我覺得奇怪。
「養在深閨人未識囉。」
真是「長恨歌」呀,一點都沒說錯。

6 comments:

aulina said...

娜姨的怪論:條件越好,越難上市。:)

cr said...

aulina:嗯,從我身邊的例子來看,完全正確。:D

g said...

this kind of story seems to be the forever punchline.. :}

長相最惡劣..i laugh when i read this adjective ..i guess my ex-classmates will probably remember me as the same/next to this category

sis , warn you, don't ever understimate that (some) girls could morph into unknown creature when they shed glasses, hv skin cured & hairstyle well-put after stepping into society..this is known as revenge revenge revenge..though i admit that the chance of such miracle is extremely low (position declared: i am not this lucky few ) :D

c.r said...

g: i m sure you're just being humble. :D

but learning the news of her getting married was just jaw-dropping for all of us. XD man it was bigger than the first successful landing on moon...

g said...

yes, i can totally relate to the jaw-dropping of u guys.
but u know women are jealous, the next thought must be: her husband must be an equally moron that no one wants. :D

c.r said...

g: 咁我哋又冇咁衰。只不過好驚訝啫。XD 最奇妙係世界上俊男配唔靚嘅女人太多,見多唔怪了。