每日一篇正能量

the other day i was driving to school and heard 2 dudes discussing on the radio about which small appliance is the best one to make friend with for other small appliances.

A: i reckon the fridge, cos it's full of food.

B: but appliances can't eat them.

A: what about the microwave?

B: i don't think so.

A: okay, i dunno then, but i'm sure it's not the bathroom scales.

B: bathroom scales?

A: yeah, you step on it, it tells you, "okay 84 kilos, or in your case, 126 kilos."

B: haha, i know, all other appliances will hate having bathroom scales as friends, they just tell you how fat you are.

A: exactly.

B: what about ovens?

A: ovens?

B: yeah, cos it's surrounded by all other appliances.

A: i don't think ovens will make good friends.

B: why?

A: cos it's full of hot air.