Wednesday 31 March 2010

歡 心

要討女人開心,是門艱深的學問。
其實說穿了,也不難。
捨得花錢固然是好的。
不過,女人嘛,作為一種簡單又複雜的動物,刁鑽之處甚。

有時候,一句話便可以讓她們高興上半天。
比如,在超級市場收銀處,職員接過酒瓶,掃描,看了她一眼說,「小姐,可不可以出示一下身份證?」
(這項活動,在鄙人電完頭髮之後已經被視為奢侈。
更有甚者,在酒類專賣店買烈酒的時候,銷售大姐根本沒有問我看身份證的意思。沮喪。)
又比如,每日提供電話叫醒服務,中午聚頭吃飯的時候對她說,「達令,我覺得你清早剛睡醒的時候,聲音真性感。」

還有些小事也如是。
比如前一天晚上問完了她第二天早飯想吃什麽之後,清早起床,買回來。
等她睡夠了,叫她起來,把買來的早點熱好了,擺上桌子。
又比如,吃魚的時候,把刺都拔掉了,才夾到她碗裡。
還比如,過馬路的時候,拖她的手。

很細微,很瑣碎,甚至很無聊吧?
但女人,就是這麼容易滿足的。

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

可怕的是女人容易歡心也容易生氣呢!一句簡簡單單的說話便可把女友氣得緊要呀。

c.r said...

對,所以他們應該多學點在適當的時候說適當的話。XD

顧小鶴 said...

That's exactly why I love Keanu Reeves, because he knows "If you can make a woman laugh, you're seeing the most beautiful thing on God's Earth."

g said...

concur with what 小鶴 said. (I love Reeves's saying !! )

i don't need money, flat whatsoever. I just need a man that makes me laugh. but I understand if one clings to this belief (ie. waiting for someone to make u laugh), this is also going to be pathetic.

道理

c.r said...

i believe, there's always a right person out there. it's only a matter of chance if you'll meet him. XD

g said...

車,陳腔濫調。

XD

c.r said...

oops,俾你發現咗。:P
不過係咁架嘛~

g said...

其實唔需要丫,我寫段野用意,完全唔係想要呢D

c.r said...

咁你想要啲咩呢?

g said...

咩都唔需要..

XD (被激死了嗎? )

c.r said...

(激死咗。)